Red Flags (A.K.A. How to Tell When a Woman is Probably Crazy)

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“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin
Warning signs from women come in many shapes and sizes. Some are as seemingly insignificant like, perhaps, how much she talks about her dad, the famous congressman. And some are harder to ignore, like an extra long pinky nail, as noted in the recent SNL faux-Chanel commercial which promotes a fragrance called Red Flag: The only perfume that warns men “I’m f*cking crazy.”